A Collection of 24+ Clever and Amusing Jokes That Are Only Slightly Groan Worthy

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    Font - r/AskReddit u/Suspicious_You1915. 1d 18 NSFW 11 2 1 2 1 1 What is your go-to joke when somebody asks you to tell one?
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    Rectangle - ElectricMayham 23h 3 8 Awards Did you know that before the invention of the crowbar, crows just drank at home? : Reply 12.9k
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    Font - LyesBe 1d An Irishman of Guiness. 7 Awards walks into a bar and orders three pints He takes them to a table and takes a drink from each one, alternating cups until all of them are empty. He comes back the next week and does the same. Three pints and takes a drink from each until they are all gone. The third time he comes in the barman, curious, asks why he drinks like that. "Oh it's for my brother's. We live all over the world and don't get to see each other very often. Doing this feels l
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    Font - This continues for several years and the Irishman becomes something of a celebrity as the story circulates among the other regulars. Until one night, the man comes in and orders two pints. A hush falls over the bar as they watch him take his drinks and continue alternating like always but with a pint missing. The barman, who first asked him about the tradition feels compelled to go over. "I'm so sorry for your loss," he says pointing at the pints. Confused the Irishman looks at him before
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    Rectangle - 31 Left_Strike_2575 1d 2 Awards I told my doctor, "I broke my arm in three places." He told me that I should stop going to those places. : Reply 12.9k
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    Rectangle - Twoleftknees3 20h A cop came knocking at my door and said he was looking for a criminal with one eye. I told him if he used both he might have better luck.
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    Rectangle - Ryandhamilton18 1d 3 A 7 Awards A sheep farmer has a talking dog. One day he asks it to get all his sheep into the pen. A little while later the dog says "job's done, all 40 sheep accounted for" "40!? I have 36 sheep, not 40" the farmer says. The dog replied "I know, I rounded them up" : Reply 9.5k ⇓
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    Rectangle - konydanza 1d 4 Awards A man is walking through the woods when he finds a suitcase. Curled up under the suitcase are a fox and four cubs. He immediately calls animal control to report what he found. "Oh no that's terrible," says the animal control worker, "are they moving?" "I dunno," says the man, "but I guess that would explain the suitcase." : Reply ↑ 7.7k ⇓
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    Rectangle - 500SL 1d 4 Awards What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste. Doctor goes to write a note, and pulls a thermometer from his pocket. He says "Great, some asshhole has my pen." : Reply 6.3k
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    Rectangle - GuyForgotHisPassword 1d 5 Awards One day, a man is waxing the car with his son. His son looks up and says, "You know you can use a rag for this, right?" : Reply 9.8k
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    Rectangle - pedddster 1d 1 Award Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? Ones really heavy and ones a little lighter. ⠀ Reply ↑ 3.5k
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    Font - JustSomeDudeOnReddit 1d A limbo champion walks into a bar. He was disqualified!
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    Rectangle - Effervescent_Swagger 1d 2 Awards What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Ana 1, Ana 2 : Reply ↑ 6.5k
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    Rectangle - 00 StepDadcula 21h 1 Award A man goes to the doctor. He says, "doc, I have had the song 'What New Pussycat?' stuck in my head every day for 8 months now. I am losing sleep, my job performance is down. I don't know what to do." The doctor thinks for a sec and eventually replies, "hmmm. Sounds like you've got 'Tom Jones Syndrome." The man says, "you mean other people have experienced this? Is it common?" The doc replies, "well, it's not unusual." : Reply ↑ 183
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    Rectangle - cmwpost 1d What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor...
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    Font - bertmaclin8 1d 3 Awards Took my kids to the zoo and all they had was this little dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
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    Product - degobrah 1d 5 Awards I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thank you." I said, "Don't mention it." : Reply 9.7k ⇓
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    Rectangle - ApishGrapist 1d 7 Awards Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in a jar of glitter? Pretty nuts, right? : Reply 19.8k
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    Font - CaptainAwesome06 1d 1 Award A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender said to him, "hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgghh it's driving me nuts!" Two fish were in a tank. One fish looks at the other one and asks, "any idea how to drive this thing?"
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    Font - CaptainAwesome06 1d 1 Award A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender said to him, "hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgghh it's driving me nuts!" Two fish were in a tank. One fish looks at the other one and asks, "any idea how to drive this thing?"
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    Human body - cyberjar88 1d Why doesn't Oedipus use foul language? He kisses his mother with that mouth.
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    Font - ewa-jo 1d 1 Award What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Shrug your shoulders) Elephino : Reply 2.1k
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    Font - President Calhoun 1d Little boy: "I'm named after my grandfather." Man: "Oh? What's your name?" Little boy: "Grandpa."
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    Font - Saint Eddie 1d skeleton walks into a bar. bartender asks: what will you have? skeleton says: a beer and a mop. ha.

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